Whatsapp Status Quotes in English 2017


  • will be back before you.

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  • 2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

  • 3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

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  • 4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….

  • 5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

  • 6] Good morning…let the stress begin

  • 7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

  • 8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

  • 9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

  • 10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

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  • 12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

  • 13] since 1910

  • 14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

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  • 15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

  • 16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

  • 17] move on…

  • 18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

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  • 19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.


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  • 20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

  • 21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

  • 22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

  • 23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

  • 24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

  • 25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

  • 26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

  • 27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

  • 28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

  • 29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

  • 30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

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  • 31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
  • offered any food 🙂 🙂

  • 32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

  • 33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

  • 34] Whattsapp status is loading.

  • 35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

  • 36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

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  • 37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

  • 38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

  • 39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o

  • 40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

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  • 41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

  • 42] battery about to die.

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  • 43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
  • contact name as “Free Recharge”

  • 44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

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  • 45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

  • 46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
  • station..

  • 47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

  • 48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

  • 49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

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