Very Funny Shayari in Hindi for Love 2017

Usne mehandi lg rakhi thi, Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,
Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi, Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi.
Funny Two Line Shayari in English Fonts

Jubaan mein thi narmi…par zamane ke natak dekh, mujhe bhi agayi Garmi.
Very Funny Shayari in Hindi Fonts for Facebook

आशिकी की हद तो देखो एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तोउस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़कीके साथ
सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया –
“Me with My ex girl Friend”. at शमशान घाट
2 Line Funny Shayari for Friends in English Font

Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya …
Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya…
Funny Shayari for Girlfriend in Hindi Fonts

कंप्यूटर‬ के जैसा ‪दिमाग‬ था मेरा….‪‎पगली‬ ने ‪‎luv‬ u luv u कर के ‪‎हैंग‬ कर दिया..!!
140 Character Funny Shayari for Girlfriend

Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege
Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,
Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena
Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.
Two Line Very Funny Shayari for Wife

⦽Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,
⦽Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle
⦽Short Funny Shayari in Hindi Language

यहां खुदा है, वहां खुदा है, आस पास खुदा ही खुदा है,
और जहां खुदा नहीं है, वहां कल खुदेगा । – नगरपालिका
Funny Shayari for Frienship and Friends

⧭Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
⧭Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
⧭Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
⧭To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega
⧭Funny Shayari for Friends in English Font

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…


Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H,
Hazaron Mar Gaye Lakhon Taiyar Baithe H,
Barbad Hote Hain Ladkiyon K Piche,
Aur Kehte Hai Ki Berojgar Baithe H.
दिल जल रहा है किस्मत आजमा रहा हूं
दिल जल रहा है किस्मत आजमा रहा हूं
खूब घुमाया उस बेवफा को बाइक पर इसीलिए आज रिक्शा चला रहा हूं.
बहुत उदास है कोई तेरे जाने से;
हो सके तो लौट आ किसी बहाने से;
तू लाख खफा सही पर एक बार तो देख;
कितना कचरा जमा है तेरे न आने से!


baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya
baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya
uske bap ne dekh lia aur I.C.U. me hosh aya
Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya.
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…..
Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.
Auto driver ki seat ke piche
Bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye-
Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai
Izzat se baithe
Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.
ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena**
Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena **
Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA **
Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :



Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai,
Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!! 😛
Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,
Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu… 😛
अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी,
सबको एक साल में खुश खबरी चाहिए..। 😛
पगली प्यार दिखाएगी तो प्यार पाएगी
एट्टीटुड दिखाएगी तो थप्पड खाएगी.. 😛
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee..
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee..
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa..
Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina padhe so gaya.
हसरत ए दीदार के लिये
उसकी गली मे मोबाईल की दुकान खोली ……
मत पूछो अब हालात ए बेबसी ऐ गालिब,
रोज़ एक नया शख्स उनके नम्बर पे रीचार्ज़ करवानें आता है …..
Arz kiya hy:
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Wah wah
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Agr tm kapre dho tameez se:


aaj wo date par boht hans rahi thi,
Ussk jany k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi
har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai.
yeh public toilet mein darwaza kiyun nhi hota
Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ”Faraz”
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya.
Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein,
Ammi kehti hein jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai
Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti,
ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key
Kisi ka jhoota peenay say muhabbat barhti hai,
ye keh kar woh meri sari PEPSI pee gaya
WO MILA TO KEHTA THA K “PILOT ” BNOON GA
ZINDAGI KI RANJISHOON NAY USAY JAHAaz BNA DIA
YU Barisho Se Dosti Achhi Nahi,
Ghar Main Paani Bhara to Tera Baap Nikaale Ga Kya
Thori He Dair K liye To Chaarpai Pe Lety Thy,
Kisi Ullu K Pathay Ne Janaza Parha Diya!



Masoom Muhabbat ka
Bas itna fasana hai.
Ammi Ghar se Nikalny Nahi Deeti
AUR mujhy DATE pe jana hai
Log mujh say ronay key waja pochtay hain FRaaZ
Lagta hay kabi kisi key ungli darwazay main nahi phansi
Sahi Deemag Ke Liye Santre Ka Juice,
Aachi Sehat Ke Liye Aanaar Ka Juice,
Aankho Ke Liye Gaajar Ka Juice,
Khush Rahene Ke Liye Message Kar Kanjush.
Dil ka dard todne vale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane me,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka bap kya jane.
Kuch Dost 5 Ke note ki tarah hote hai..
Jab bhi milenge fatte haal hi milenge..
Thik hain Badal jaao tum,
Lekin yeh yaad rakhna ki hum Badal Gaye toh tum karvate badalte rah jaaoge..
Bahot Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolte He Mujse Ki,
Tumhare Aur Tumhare Aagewala Ka Answer Ek He Tha.
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati He, Tho Saale Savaal Bhi To Ek Hi Tha..
परीक्षा में बैठे दुखी छात्र की शायरी:
प्यासी निगाहों से जलता रहा मेरी चाहत का दिया;
कुछ तो बता दे मेरे यार,
मैंने अभी शुरू भी नहीं किया



कुछ बेवड़े भले ही खुद Rent पर रहते हों
लेकिन फेसबुक पे स्टेटस
डालेंगे….
हमें खरीदने की कोशिश मत करना पगली….
हम उन पुरखों के वारिस हैं..
जिन्होंने मुजरे में हवेलियाँ दान कर दी
थीं…!!!!
चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
वाह वाह!
चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
और गर्लफ्रेंड मोटी हो जाए तो बाहों में नहीं आती…
मैने कहा…
मेरे इश्क़ में फ़ना हो जाओ…
उसने भी कह दिया…
पेपर चल रहे है दफ़ा हो जाओ…
Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..
Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,…
Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam…….
Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam……..
Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam…


Pyar Mein Kisi Ne Dhokha Khaya Hai,
To Kisi Ne Kasam Khayi Hai,
Hum To Wo Majnu Hai,
Jis Ne Sirf Or Sirf Juti Khayi Hai.
Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai,
Wah wah!
aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai,
BC.. GAAND Pahle Phat jati hai
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsory
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai par
Hume Dukan jana hai
Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.
Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.
Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna



Arz kiya hai
Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto…
zara gaur farmaiye,
Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto…
bada ziddi hai ye kameena…pahale kutton ki tarah ghaseeton!!
Rok do mere zanaze ko mujh me jaan aa rahi hai…


aage se thoda right lelo..Ciggarete ki dukan aa rahi hai.
Dusre ki amaanat ko dhekh kar hairan mat ho,
Khuda tumhe bhi dega pareshan mat ho
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.



Log Punchhte Hai Ki Asman Me Tare Kitne Hai,
Sale Ye Nhi Punchhte Ki Dunia Me Kuware Kitne Hai 😛
Wo hame bhul jaye is baat ka hame gham nahi.
doob mare wo ladki jiski kismat me hum nahi….


Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye,
Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye
Dhadkan Dil Ki Rukk Jaati Hai
Sansein Aksar Tham Jaati Hai
Bahut Buri Haalat Hoti Hai Yaaron
Jab Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai…



Neend Aati Hai To Ek Khwab Aata Hai
Khwab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai
Aur Peeche Uska Baap Aata Hai
Phir Kya, Phir Na Neend Aati Hai
Na Khwab Aata Hai…


Jab Tu Hoti Thi Meri Zindagi Mein To Tere Mere Ishq Ke Charche Bahut They
Accha He Hua Zindagi Se Chali Gayi Tu Kyunki Tere Kharche He Bahut They..
Socha tha us bewakuf ko bhul jaayenge,
Dekh ker bhi andekha ker jaayenge,
Par,Jaise hi wo saamne aaye wo hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dekh lu agli baar bhul jaayenge
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..


Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???


Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.


मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,
कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,
मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?
उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!


Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
Kisi ko apna banalo, ya kisi k ho jao,
agar kuch bhi nahi hota to…


DON’T WORRY

chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain,
wah… wah…..
Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain,
Likh ke “I Love You” send to all karti hain…



Jab dhoka mila pyaar me,
Zindagi me udasi si chhaa gayi,
Socha chhod dete hai is raah ko,
Tabhi kambhakht mohalley me dusri aa gayi…!!!
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.


Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..


Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena.

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.


Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..


Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Humne puchha usse ke, bhula diya hume kaise ?
Baja ke chhutkiya woh boli…. aise, aise, aise :-p


Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!


Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.


Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.


Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.


Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.


Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!


Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.



Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.




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