Student & Exam SMS Message 2017


  • Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
  • Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

  • Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

  • Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .


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  • Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

  • Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :-O 


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  • Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

  • Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

  • Jo hoga wo to hoga,

  • Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)


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  • Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ...



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  • Suna hai matric ka Result Aanay Wala hai. :-( 

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  • Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

  • K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen

  • K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai.

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  • *exam ka khouf*
  • *tarapta student*
  • *shitani books*
  • *result wala jin*
  • *neend ki mout*
  • *pyasaa examiner*


  • *SSssssshhhhhhh Result ana wala hai.........

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  • School
  • Ye dunia ye mefil mere kam ki nahi

  • Tution
  • Idher chala main udhar chala jane kaha main kidher chala

  • Maths
  • Ajab dastan hai yeh kahan shuru kahan khatm

  • Science
  • Ab khushi se Khudkushi kar le

  • Exam
  • Zehrili raatein neendein ur jati hain

  • Result
  • Dhak Dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra drne laga

  • Pass
  • Aj ma upar asman niche aj main aage zmana hai peeche

  • fail
  • Chan se jo tota koi spna jag sona sona lagay jag sona sona lagay

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  • Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k saharay

  • Faraz

  • Hum to aik Chapter yaad kar k sotay

  • hain wo b subha tak bhool jata hy.

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  • Studnt Problm>
  • Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai
  • Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
  • Parhen B To Kia Parhen?
  • Har Page Pe “SHEELA” Ki Tasvir Nazar ati hai.

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  • Teacher:
  • Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?

  • Student:
  • Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.

  • Teacher:
  • O I See…

  • Student:
  • Na ji
  • Agr O I Hondi
  • Te Me Aj V Na Anda.

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  • Exclusive Poetry For Students Only!

  • Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,

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  • Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It’tala. :-)

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  • My Nights r going SleepLess, 
  • My Days r going UseLes, 
  • I hv becom SpeachLess, So, 
  • I asked My Heart; is it Love? 
  • Heart replied 

  • “Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

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  • Kehtay Hain K Zindagi Imtihan Leti Hai,

  • Lekin Yahan To Imtihano Ne Zindagi Le Li

  • Voice Of Every Student.

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  • Smoking Efects Lungs
  • Drinking Efects Liver
  • Grls Efect Heart
  • But D Most Dangerx One Is:
  • STUDY,
  • It Effects BRAIN.
  • Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P
  • Avoid It… ;-

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  • Message Of The Week:

  • Dad Caught His Son
  • Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song

  • Padh Le Beta !
  • Sheela Toh Exams K Baad
  • Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!

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  • Sadqa Dainay Say
  • Sab Balain Tal
  • Jati Han!!

  • Siwaey
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  • ??
  • ???
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  • Result K ;-) :-(

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  • If U Fail In Xams:

  • Dad Says 3 Words
  • Ullu Da Patha

  • Mom Says 3 Words
  • Hor Khel ßahr

  • Brother Says 3 Words
  • Nalaiq Kahin K

  • Frnd Says 3
  • ßismillah Tusi V
  •  ;O)

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  • Daastan E Student

  • Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha,Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
  • Hum Saar I Kitabon Ko Choolhay,Main Jala Daitay

  • Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi,Naakaaam Huwe Aakhir
  • Hum Paas To Ho Jatay Jo Wo  Naqal Kara Daitay

  • Parchay Jo Milay Hum Ko Sab Khali Diay Humne
  • Salim Wo Safai K Number Hi Laga Daitay

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  • Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
  • K Har Teacher Ne Mujhe Marks Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai
  • Ye Exams Bhi Apne Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain

  • Ant Tak Sab Kuch Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS
  • Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein Paas Hona Chahte Ho

  • To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko Paas Karane Me Lag Jati Hai
  • Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota..

  • To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hue
  • SUPPLY Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Dost

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  • 'DAD;Paper kesa hua?
  • SON:
  • Sirf Q1 reh gya
  • Q2 aa nhi raha tha
  • Q4 karna bhol gya
  • Q5 nazar nhi aya
  • Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
  • DAD:
  • OR Q3?
  • SON:
  • Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!'

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  • 'Mil kar karty thy tafri jin k sath

  • Aaj un doston se milne ko dil tarsta hy

  • Har pal muskurate thy jo chehray

  • Aaj unhe dekhny ko dil trsta hy

  • Nafrat thi jis class rooms se

  • Aaj wahn se guzrne ko dil tarsta hy

  • Zindgi k sub se haseen wo pal

  • Aaj "W0 LIFE" phir se jeene ko dil tarsta hy.
  • I miss my frinds and my collge'

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  • 'What is 1+4+3 ?



  • I+£øve+U


  • Ñø


  • I+£ike+U


  • Ñø


  • I+Miss+U


  • Ñø


  • I+Kiss+U


  • Ñø


  • 1+4+3 Means


  • 1+4+3 = 8


  • MÅTHS pe Dehaan dø,


  • RØMÅÑCÉ pe nhi..?'

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  • 'Funny but real Fact

  • Jo aankho se rehte hai door
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  • Arz hai
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  • Jo aankho se rehte hain door
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  • Wo topics exams me aate hai zaroor

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  • Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

  • Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

  • Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

  • Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

  • Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

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  • My Nights r going SleepLess,
  • My Days r going UseLes,
  • I hv becom SpeachLess,
  • So,
  • I asked My Heart;
  • is it Love?
  • Heart replied

  • "Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

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  • Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

  • Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

  • Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

  • Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

  • Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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  • 'Aey ALLAH! Un Tamam Students
  • Ko Exam Mein Kamyab Farma
  • Jinhe Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat
  • Na Mili,
  • Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy
  • Jinhon Ny Unlimitd Sms Packages
  • Ko Kbhe Zaya Nhi Hone Diya,
  • Khudaya Un Aankhon Ko
  • Imtehaan Mein Roshni Ata Karna
  • Jo T.V Or Net Py Beth K Kamzor Ho
  • Gaee Hain,
  • Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon Ki
  • Madad Farma Jo Happy Hours Me
  • Bat Krty Rhy Or Parh Nahi Saky

  • AAMEEN

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  • 'Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo Faraz ki Behan "Farzana"


  • Hamaray Pehley Hee imteHaan hone wale Hain "SALANA"'

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  • 4 studnts ne papr ki tyari nai ki
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  • unho ne 1 mansuba bnaya
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  • or wo agly din principal k pas gae
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  • or kaha
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  • “sir hm shadi me gae thy,
  • rste me gari ka tyre phat gya,
  • hum sari raat dhaka lgaty rhy
  • es lye parh nhi sake
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  • principal ne maan lia
  • or unhe 4 din ka time dia
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  • 4#### din k bd unhn mukhtalif rooms me bithaya####
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  • or sirf 1 swal dia
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  • Q-KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?
  • 1-front rite
  • 2-front lft
  • 3-back rite
  • 4-back lft
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  • same jawab do sb pass
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  • Moral
  • ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi.

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  • Exam me Sawal aya k,

  • CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

  • pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

  • APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

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  • (its challenge)

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  • SECRETS OF SUCCESS
  • 1. Kabhi top na karo
  • warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

  • 2. Hamesha late class mein jao
  • iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

  • 3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
  • aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

  • 4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
  • beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

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  • Wat R D Most Powerful 3 Words
  • Other Dan i LOVE U?
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  • “RESULT AA GAYA”
  • Ye 3 Words Haste Khelte Insan Ki
  • Ek Pal Me Duniya Ujar Sakte Hain :) :)

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  • A letter 2 the Direct0r Of Federal Board >

  • “Salam Salay,

  • Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hy?

  • Kameen0! Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy.
  • Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy
  • jaise kisi ki m0ut ka badla le rhy h0.
  • Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb
  • Einstine ki oladein hain! Tera baap bhi pass na ho!

  • Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
  • Phir Bataon Gaa

  • Yours Faithfully ,

  • Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon”:-D :P :P 

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  • Sir In Exam: Why are u So confused??

  • Did You Forget your Pen??

  • Roll Number..???

  • Calculator..??

  • Student: o.O Chup kar ja Maama

  • Idhar main parchi galat subject ki lay aya aur tujhe pen pencil ki parhi hai :@ :P 

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  • Height of Innocence:

  • Kid (on phone): Madam, my son
  • will not come to
  • school today.
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  • Madam: Who is speaking ?
  • Kid: My papa is Speaking !! (-_- )..

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  • Sir in exam: Why are you so confused ?
  • Did you forget your pen???

  • Roll Number..?

  • Calculator..?


  • Student:
  • O chup kar ja maama 
  • ethay main parchi ghalat subject di le aya 
  • tenu pen pencil di agg lagi aye.

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  • Doston se kehta thha
  • Enjoy karo khusiyan machao
  • Bindaas raho net chalao
  • Khud khao doston ko khilao
  • Aaj god se kehta hun
  • Mujhe fail hone se bachao

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