Short Whatsapp Status Now Facebook2017

1). ⇎⇎I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide⇛⇛

2). ⇏⇏Never on schedule.But always on time↬↬↬

3). ⇎⇎I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits⇜⇛⇛

4). ↹↹An apple in a day keeps anyone away…. If you throw it hard⍈⍈⍈

5). ↻↻At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. ……short status for whatsapp)

6). ↹↹Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

7). ↻↻We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

8). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.

9). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

10). Look at your left-I said left idiot!

11). Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. ……

12). ⇏I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No⇛⇛⇛

Bad News.
13).⇄Some people just need a High-Five, on the face⇦⇦

14). ⇐Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

15). ⇎Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But

⇛Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan…

16). “Success” all depends on the second letter.

18). ⇚If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it⇨⇨

19). ⇚You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf⍈⍈

20). ⇛Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork⍐⍐

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