short funny jokes new 2017

➤Tum paas aaye,
➤Yoon muskuraaye,
➤Apne 32 daant jab tumne,
➤Mujhko dikhaaye,
➤Jisse dekh mera dil,
➤Phoot-Phoot kar rota hain,
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➤Yaar tumse to theek se,
➤BRUSH bhi nahi hota hai…

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➤Chaahe MARD mirch ki tarah kitna bhi tej aur teekha kyu na ho, AURAT uska achaar daal hi deti hai!!

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➤Judge: Tumhe faasi ki saja di jaati hai, Tumhe agle hafte faasi par latkaya jayega..
➤Santa: Ok Sir, But fir utara kab jayega? Mujhe dukaan bhi kholni hai…

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