New collection Facebook Jokes SMS 2017

➤Women➤
➤always worry➤
➤about the➤
➤things➤
➤that men➤
➥forget➥
.
➥Men➥
➥always worry➥
➥about the➦
➥things➥
➥women➥
➥remember➥

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➽Banta: Santa, why are you always
on Facebook?
.
Santa: I like Facebook & I'm owaz
➽there for one
thing. It's the
➽only place were u can like
➽another man's wife
➽without getting slapped.
.
➽Banta: So, what about Twitter,
why are you always
there too?
.
.
➽Santa: Twitter is the only place
you can follow
➽another man's wife for free

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Boy n girl on Facebook:

Girl:- “u never smile na??”

Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”

Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

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Santa just made his profile on facebook.
Ab wo sochne laga ki wall pe kya likha jaye...
bahut bar sochne ke badd usne likhaa . . .
yahan par peshab karna mana hai :p

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Reality Bites...

Kisi ki shakal itni buri nahi hoti jitni uskay ID card ki tasweer hoti hai

aur kisi ki shakal itni achi nahi hoti jitni uski facebook kay profile ki tasweer hoti hai!

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*Latest News*
Facebook Is Being Closed This Friday Because:
Mark Zuckerberg - (Chief Executive Officer & President Of Facebook) Has Been Hospitalized With Serious Injuries, After Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook....Xd

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Dad writes on sons wall:
Son, Hw r u?
Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot.
V wish 2 c u.
So Plz turn off ur PC & cum dwnstairs 4 dinner....

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Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani.

Kuch khud Barbad hue.

Kuch"orkut"aur"Facebook"ki Meharbani hai.

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fighting style-
1980- nukkad par mil tu!

1990- adde pe aa tu, batata hu!

2000- sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!

2011- ab aa tu facebook pe!!!

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Old dialoge new style.." mere pas facebook he, twitter he,
orkut he..tumhare pas kya he..haaii ?
A Wise man reply " Abe oye mere pas KAM-DHANDHA he samje..

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Modern world- Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya
Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha,
Sahab! Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo....
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Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on walls, and
get poked by people you don't know.

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Boy asked God, Why she loves rose which dies in a day,
but doesn't love me who dies for her every day?
God replied, Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!

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FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a...
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V

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New Age Poem-
Chatting Chatting, Yes Mama,,
Setting a Girl Friend?? No Mama,,, ......
Telling Lie?? No Mama, Open your Facebook Account..
('.') /) (\ / \ Ha ha hahahahhah ha

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Golu ki wife margayi
molu usko chup karane
k Bad-tujhe kuch chahiye

Golu- Jaldi se Laptop
le aa

Molu- Q ?

Golu - facebook pe status
change karna hai……

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Malkin - Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?

Kamwali - maine toh
facebook pe update kiya tha,
“Mein ja rahi hun”

Apke pati ne commnt
b kia tha:

“Miss U ;)”

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Attitude Of Young Generation
.
.
They Luve “Facebook”
.
.
But
.
.
They Hate To “Face” The “Book....

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An ordinary person will be with books …
.
But
An extra-ordinary person will be in that book…
Be an
extra-ordinary person like me!
.
.
I’m on Facebook

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Dad joined facebook.
Kid`s status update: "Dad on FB, wtf!"
Dad commented, "What is wtf?"
Kid replied him, "Welcome to Facebook!"

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No one is as ugly as their Voter's ID picture,
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile picture.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the principle that,
"People are more interested in others' life rather than their own".

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Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers.
The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords!

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Messages that change yr mood:
"I love u!"
"I hate u!"
& the best one
"Facebook Login Error".

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Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

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Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!

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Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!

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If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile,
change your status to "Single" and wait for 5 minutes.

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Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:"FACEBOOK"

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Modern world- Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali
Baai Ne Kaha,
Sahab! Facebook aur Google+ Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)

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➤Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai

➤Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
➤Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai.

➤Kuch khud Barbad hue.

➤Kuch"orkut"aur"Facebook"ki Meharbani hai.

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➤Wat if a begar started using facebook and addicted
➤Allah ke naam pe koi ek CoMmEnT DeDe bAbA... "
➤Maula ke naam pe koi ek LiKe karde BaBa..."
➤Tu ek comment dega...Wo dus comments dega...
➤Tu ek Like dega... Wo dus Likes dega...
➤Babaaa oh babaa... Dena... :O)

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➤Ye Sun kar DIMAGH hi ghoom gaya..

➤Jub meri DADI ne mujh se pucha:
.
.
➤Tum FACEBOOK per ho?

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➤Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.
➤Give me some sunshine,
➤Give me some rain,
➤Now give me another wife,
➤That I can beat up once again !

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➤Modern English Grammar tenses :-



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