Laod Shedding SMS Message 2017

Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle


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Maalik Naukar Se: Ye Tum Kisi bhi Kaam k liye Jaatay ho
To Wapas Aanay main 2 - 3 Ghantay Kyun Laga Daitay ho?




Naukar: Sahab Aap Ne He to Kaha Tha k
Bijli ki Tarah Kaam Karna. :-)


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Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar "Chacha Faraz"

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Ek Tay Pehly "Light" Di Tension Aye,
Uton Teray Rolay nai Mukday.


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Chand Sitaron Pe Kali Ghata To Chati Hogi

Taron Ki Jhilmilati Sham To Aati Hogi....

Tum Lakh Chupao Hum Se FARAZ...

Light To Tumhari Bhi 2 Ghante Jati Hogi.

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Teacher: Beta Batao Chand Roshan Kyun Hai?

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Student: Kyun ke Wahan WAPDA Waly nahi Pohnchy Abhi Tak... :-)

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Bhaati Nahi Nigahon Ko Sitaaron Ki Roshni,

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Aye Balb-e-Wapda Jal Ja K Tabiyat Udas Hai. :-)

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Bijli Hon Main Bijli Hon
WAPDA ki Main Titli Hon

Adha Ghanta Aati Hon
2,2 Ghante Jati Hon

Oopar Pankha Rukta Hai
Neeche Munna Rota Hai

Munne ki Ammi Kare Haaye,
Bijli Usko Tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi Kaali
Bijli Nakhron Waali

1 Nakhra Kacha
Z*rdari Kutty ka Bacha.

Brought You By: Wapda
Geo Sisak Sisak K.

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App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.

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Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA


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in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da


aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian

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Pakistani nation is most hearty nation in this world.

you will think how.

I can prove that.

Pakistani Nation celebrate every hour
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Wah ji wah …………..
Kuch wando ji light aa gai aye…..


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Teacher:
ye kon sa tense hai?, “Pakistan mein load sheding khatam hojae gi.”
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Student:
“Future Impossible tense”

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Ye Badalti Rutai'n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai'n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame'n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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wapda Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

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1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho


oor tum?


2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)


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Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi

LOAD SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay

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News Alert:
New Karachi se
Nikalne wali bus   W-11 jab godhra pohanchi,
tou os main  2 Mashkook
afrad baithey, Phir wo sohrab goth pohanchi tou aik Ladies black
bag le kar Aagey
bethi, aur jab bus

####Lalookhait pohnchi tou
full ho gai, Phir
Numaish aie tou wo
dono mashkook admi utar gaie, Aur Aagey
ja k wo lady bhe utar
gai, phir Denso hall pe
mera office bhe agaya tou main bhe utar gaya.
Es tarah W-11 ka safar
khatam hua,
Light Nahi Hai, TimePaSs Kar Raha Thi,
Tawajjah Deny ka SHUKRIA####
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####A girl to D0CT0R on phone:
mery bhai ko current laga Hay
me kya krun?
Doctor
pehlay ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain k
ap ki taraf light hy###

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