jokes new 2017

##Tum paas aaye,
##Yoon muskuraaye,
##Apne 32 daant jab tumne,
##Mujhko dikhaaye,
##Jisse dekh mera dil,
##Phoot-Phoot kar rota hain,
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##Yaar tumse to theek se,
##BRUSH bhi nahi hota hai…

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##Chaahe MARD mirch ki tarah kitna bhi tej aur teekha kyu na ho, A#URAT uska achaar daal hi deti hai####

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###Judge: Tumhe faasi ki saja di jaati hai, Tumhe agle hafte faasi par latkaya jayega..
Santa: Ok Sir, But fir utara kab jayega? Mujhe dukaan bhi kholni hai###

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