Halloween Quotes and Status For Whatsapp 2017


  •  For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

  • 2 ) I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet

  • 3 ) I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

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  • 4 ) Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

  • 5 ) Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

  • 6 ) I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.

  • 7 ) Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PI’ll Be Your TrickI’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.Halloween

  • 8 ) I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like “Ugh, tourists”.

  • 9 ) Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

  • 10 ) I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I’m going as a pregnancy test.

  • 11 ) I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

  • 12 ) For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

  • 13 ) Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!

  • 14 ) I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?

  • 15 ) If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, many say they find in the cemetery.

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  • 16 ) Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

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  • 17 ) Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!


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  • 18 ) A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

  • 19 ) Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You’re so perfect. Happy Halloween.

  • 20 ) Wait .. I prepare for the party. Not everyone has the luck of being ready as you. Happy Halloween.

  • 21 ) Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

  • 22 ) Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

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  • 23 ) Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

  • 24 ) Tonight I’ll be your bitch! For you I’ll do magic!

  • 25 ) Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies!

  • 26 ) For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

  • 27 ) The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

  • 28 ) Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it “Not Sexy Nurse”

  • 29 ) Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you’re ready!

  • 30 ) Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

  • 31 ) When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them.

  • 32 ) Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.

  • 33 ) Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West

  • 34 ) That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..

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  • 35 ) Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

  • 36 ) Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it ‘Not Sexy Nurse’.

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  • 37 ) For Halloween I’m going to write ‘Life’ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

  • 38 ) The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

  • 39 ) I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is…..

  • 40 ) You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

  • 41 ) You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink. chair on your porch.

  • 42 ) Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..

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