Facebook Status Quotes for Boys & Girls


  • When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • “Success” all depends on the second letter.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
  • You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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  • You and me make a wonderful WE
  • Love is blind but loving people is not made 😎
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
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  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
  • I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
  • I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
  • You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
  • I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. 😆
  • The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
  • My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
  • Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
  • LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
  • There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side
  • Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
  • I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
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  • Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
  • Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  • Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor

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