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1. I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

2. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going♚♚

3. ҜҜExcersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it's working"

4. ♚♚♚WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

5. 'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '

6. "To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."

7. Waiting for wi-fi network.

8. ҜҜJidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

9. ♚♚One person's LOL is another's WTF!

10. ♚♚I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

11. Not always available, try your luck ;)

12. Second chances are for loosers....either we do it in first place or live it for others.

13. Even romeo went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".

14. ҜҜSorry vegiterians we can't pretend

15. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

16. 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'

17. ”ҜҜWe see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

18. ♚♚Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.

19. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

20. It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.

21. ♚♚Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight

22. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.

23. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

24. I love my job only when I'm on vacation

25. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


27. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

28. ♚♚How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.

29. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

30. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

31. If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

32. Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.

33. I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money.....sorry but I've moved on.

34. I was not busy to be online... I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as "Free Recharge"

35. If procastination was an olympic event ,I'd compete in it later.

36. Life is short talk fast

37. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

38. IҜҜtook IQ test .....results were negative

39. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

40. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

41. Your whatsapp status say's online .....If your online then why aren't you texting me

42. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

43. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

44. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

45. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.

46. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.

47. I don't think we love each other in the same way. And...I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.

48. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.


50. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

51. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

52. It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

53. No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

54. It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

55. Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

56. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

57. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

58. ♚♚I got less but I got best!

59. ♚♚Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.

60. ҜҜҜHappiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing.."

61. I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here

62. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

63. Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street'

64. ҜҜYou are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

65. ҜҜI'll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

66. ♚♚I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

67. ҜҜDear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

68. ♚♚I meditate for 20 min every morning .....It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

69. ♚♚Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

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