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⇈Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college⇒

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↕Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

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↰In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

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↸I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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⇍Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.

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⇍Rapper "2 Chainz" played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover

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President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be "Barack Oganja."

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Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

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Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.

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Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

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Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!



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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

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College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

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Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

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College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

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Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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I really want to go to Penn State for college.

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Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

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42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

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Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

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No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

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2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it's cover!!!!

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