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I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)


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I just love getting dirty.


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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.


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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.


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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?


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Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.


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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.


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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?


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Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..


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Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind


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: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!


 

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.


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He slides into second with a stand up double.


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I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)


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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.


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♚♚What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew♚♚


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♚♚So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.


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♚♚Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.


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♚♚People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!


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Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

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