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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S -
 SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.


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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas


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He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!


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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.


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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!


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Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar


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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.


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Pathan Humesha Rait Ki ßori Cycle K Peche Rakh Kar ßorder Cross Karta

ßohat !)Afa Check Karne Par ß ßorder Force Ko Kabhi Kuch Na Mila

Akhir 1 !)In ßorder Force Walon Ne Khan Ko Rok Kar Kaha: Hum Tumhain Kabi Nai Rokain Ga ßatao Tum Aakhir Kis Chez Ki Smuggling Kartay Ho?

Khan: Cycles Ki :)


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Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Her waqt negative mat socha karo :)


 

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Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…


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⇏Funny Fact About Cars⇎⇎
⇎⇎Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
⇎⇎peechey wali ↱↱seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.


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⇍⇍Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho

⇎⇎Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay

⇎⇎Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de

⇎⇎Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare

⇎⇎Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE


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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”


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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class :)


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⇍⇍Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
⇌⇌Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
⇗⇗Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
⇗Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye


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Whatever high the sky may be…..

Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….

IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!


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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!


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↯↯↯When an APPLE becomes red…
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⇗⇗It is ready to eat,

⇖⇖When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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⇪VOTE⇴⇴


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⇼⇼English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
⇻⇻Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
⇺⇺neither are they comfortable nor we.

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