flirt sms in hindi now free 2017

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”


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Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
--> kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.


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Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai


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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.


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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi, Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi, Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi


 

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Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..
Jaisy!!!!!!
.
.
.
Lemon max, ghuly kam or chaly ziada


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Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.


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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.


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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,


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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.


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DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH


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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…


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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan


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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya


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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.


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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.


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Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D


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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar


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I heard that good looks can kill...
.
.
.
.
So, please don't look at me
.
.
.
.
I don't wanna see you die.!!!


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A smile to put you on high...
A kiss to set your soul alright...
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?


 

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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
.
.
.
.
Married :)


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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!


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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


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Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”


*********************


Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.


*********************


Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai


*********************


Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.


*********************


Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..

Jaisy!!!!!!
.
.
.
Lemon max, ghuly kam or chaly ziada


*********************


Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.


*********************


⇚Ae khuda mere is dost ko
⇚Hathi ki takat⇚
⇚Sher ki awaz⇚
⇚Chetay ki speed
⇐Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
.
⇛Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.


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↹Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
⇎Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
⇎Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
⇎Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,


*********************


U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.


*********************


DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH


*********************


⍇Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
⍇Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

⍇Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
⍈Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
⍇Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…


*********************


⍈Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
⍇Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan


*********************


⍇Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
⍈Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

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